Gwyneth Paltrow suggests vibrator necklaces and luxury bidets as Mother’s Day gifts

Looking for a Mother’s Day gift that's a little different this year? Gwyneth Paltrow’s got you covered. 

The actress turned health guru has unveiled her top present picks for the occasion on her lifestyle website Goop – and let's just say they’re a far cry from roses and wine. 

From vibrator necklaces to $600 bidets, the comprehensive guide is packed with gift ideas that celebrate the modern woman. Shoppers can expect to find a large selection of quirky (and mostly expensive) products, including a bathtub caddy, a Hermès bar cart and manuka honey. 

The list is also brimming with high-end cosmetics that are bound to make any beauty addict drool. Decadent face cream, hydrating eye masks and cruelty-free make-up brushes are all featured in the line-up. 

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For those looking to treat their mom to something a little less materialistic, there are plenty of special experiences up for grabs. Spiritual consultations, horse riding tours and nutrition group membership are all available to purchase. If you're blessed with an unlimited budget, there’s also a $110,000 Croatia yacht trip and an immersive sensory pod that’ll set you back a cool $65,000. 

The list is divided into sections aimed at different types of mothers, including expectant moms, grandmas and caregivers. While most of the options are extortionately priced, the guide does feature a couple of products that won't bankrupt your savings account. Gwyneth has kindly included some oils priced under $30, as well as a $29 sushi-making kit for the non-millionaires out there. 

Funnily enough, we think we'll be sticking to flowers and chocolates.