Sella, I rather wish I had! In my chocoholic days, I used to hide sweets and chocs so my d. wouldn't find them and eat them all, but I ahve never yet found a hiding place that she couldn't locate - I think she can smell chocolate a 100yards.
Wo no lurking Quality St. here. I do have a bar of 70%plain choc, but I can only manage a little bit of that at a time (I've had it for a month!) and I don't like it all that much, so I think it counts as a health food!