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For everyone with the lurgy, a joke to make you smile
      07/01/2009 14:01

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in P...E...N...I...S....

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

It made me feel a bit brighter, hope it does the same for you.

Iris x

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