When a friend got married my DH was his best man and took him to the local for a pint before they set off for the church. There in the corner was a wise old man who had obviously been hugging his Guinness for most of the afternoon. When he saw DH and pal, he staggered over for some solid advice ....
"There's something that should happen as such an auspic (hic!)ious occassion as this .... the swelling of the organ and the coming of the bride"!