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PurpleRain
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Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!!
      15/05/2008 19:00

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more! ..

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives!

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'.'


£5.00 says you're going to read this again

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* JOKES..WARNING...RUDE..MAY OFFEND !! mjm 15/05/2008 17:41
. * * Re: JOKES..WARNING...RUDE..MAY OFFEND !! Toppy2008   16/05/2008 21:45
. * * Re: JOKES..WARNING...RUDE..MAY OFFEND !! Gemini   16/05/2008 22:03
. * * Re: JOKES..WARNING...RUDE..MAY OFFEND !! Peregrine   16/05/2008 22:18
. * * Re: JOKES..WARNING...RUDE..MAY OFFEND !! Chatelaine   17/05/2008 08:28
. * * Re: JOKES..WARNING...RUDE..MAY OFFEND !! mjm   17/05/2008 11:03
. * * Re: JOKES..WARNING...RUDE..MAY OFFEND !! Peregrine   16/05/2008 21:56
. * * Re: JOKES..WARNING...RUDE..MAY OFFEND !! PurpleRain   16/05/2008 21:54
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Sallykins   15/05/2008 17:51
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! HeadGirl   15/05/2008 17:57
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! PLASMO   15/05/2008 18:00
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Spanishlady   15/05/2008 18:05
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Elsie   15/05/2008 18:11
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! PurpleRain   15/05/2008 19:00
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Jewels   15/05/2008 19:10
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Peregrine   15/05/2008 19:29
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! tigertog   15/05/2008 19:36
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! debenjane   15/05/2008 22:32
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! PurpleRain   15/05/2008 22:42
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Peregrine   15/05/2008 22:45
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! PurpleRain   15/05/2008 22:46
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Peregrine   15/05/2008 22:47
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! PurpleRain   16/05/2008 14:28
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! mjm   16/05/2008 14:32
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! PurpleRain   16/05/2008 14:41
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! mjm   16/05/2008 15:31
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Jenniferpl   16/05/2008 15:34
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Countrygirl   16/05/2008 17:28
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! wispa   16/05/2008 17:37
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! mjm   16/05/2008 17:46
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! mjm   16/05/2008 17:33
. * * Re: Sella_Vee   16/05/2008 00:23
. * * Re: mjm   16/05/2008 09:05
. * * Re: tigertog   16/05/2008 10:27
. * * Re: Sella_Vee   16/05/2008 10:38
. * * Re: issi   16/05/2008 10:38
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! PurpleRain   15/05/2008 22:49
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Duffy   16/05/2008 10:48
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Jewels   16/05/2008 13:01
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! mjm   16/05/2008 13:30
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! tigertog   16/05/2008 13:41
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Peregrine   15/05/2008 22:51
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! PurpleRain   15/05/2008 22:53
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! Gemini   15/05/2008 19:05
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! wisp1   15/05/2008 19:10
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! mjm   15/05/2008 19:04
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! lulubells   15/05/2008 18:54
. * * Re: JOKES........WARNING....RUDE.....MAY OFFEND !!!!!! mjm   15/05/2008 18:04

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