Goingbackwards
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Reged: 22/08/2008
Posts: 2594
Loc: Isle of Wight
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For all those ladies who have not been on holday yet or are unsure what the beach towel is for, these are the instrucions my friend had with hers, and not a mention of putting it on a sun- lounger !
The original T-box from Istanbul.
Instructions to use as a towel:
This towel is the outdoor version of the regular towel you use at home. Here are its advantages – its bigger, its more imposing, more concealing and more absorbent. On top of it, it has a non-discriminatory drying function. What else do you want? We will give you some other recommendations you can benefit from.
Recommendations for multi-task usage:
Use it not to feel unevenness/roughness of the ground while sunbathing. Use it to cover your sunburned parts. Use it to cool off or to hide your cellulite on the way to the beach in absence of a sarong.
Usage instruction:
No matter how you got wet, you can still use it easily. For example after mud wrestling…you can apply it over dried skin, but besides being useless, this usage can cause some minor irritations. For you information and attention.
Who can use it?
Man or woman, kids or adults, animals or vegetables, anything animate or inanimate that are wet, unhappy to be this way and want to get dry.
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carsma
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Reged: 13/02/2009
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Loc: Berks
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No, No, No, you can't use it as sarong, how sad is that, one has to look a bit cool, that is soooooooooo daggy, Like someone from a deprived area !!!!!! Any bit of crappy material would be better !!!!!
Carsma x
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Goingbackwards
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Reged: 22/08/2008
Posts: 2594
Loc: Isle of Wight
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Well if you have been mud wrestling... and have cellulite... anything will help !
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brandyqueen
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Reged: 01/04/2008
Posts: 2984
Loc: essex
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LOL GBW, me I love beach towels, they are great to hide under, and to cover OH when he is changing and about to expose himself to all and sundry on the beach, not a pretty sight!!! 
Brandy xx 
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