HeadGirl
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Any ideas girls?
I know that Gem has fixed her laptop with one, so just wondered what other miracles they can perform!!!  
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Gemini
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SNAP Heady I just did the same post so I've deleted mine...yes now I don't need to sit on my knees whilst typing with one hand whilst holding the lead high with the other....funny I was beginning to kinda like it in a funny sorta way  
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HeadGirl
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Thank goodness you told me that Gem - I thought I was seeing things!!!!! 
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Loo
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They can cause a slip-up
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Gemini
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...no double vision from last night still maybe? Lovely to see you on the forum Heady - you have been quiet of late and EVERYBODY has been missing you - I haven't of course 
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HeadGirl
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You know you love me really, Gem!
Only 2.5 weeks to go and I'll be on here all day everyday!!!!
Going back to bananas, my OH has just eaten one, so I guess that one of the uses!!!
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Foxie
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Why not buy a plastic banana keeper from Lakeland and take it to the supermarket. Have fun trying to find a banana which fits it!
Take a couple of young children with you to spread the fun and enjoyment.
Hey, why not buy a lot of keepers and have your children's birthday party at the supermarket. Introduce them all to the 'banana game' and enjoy the fun.
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Venitia
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I was once invited to feel this (a banana) by my tarzan-gram at my 40th.I placed my hand around it, got the shock of my life and sent it flying through the air which someone caught on camera. Needless to say my heart was pounding.
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xxxSummerxxx
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Heady,
When's the next Bluewater meet?Id love to join you all :-)
Im sure there are some Essex Ladies that will go to .
If im working i will try and get the day off.
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Gemini
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Heady yes I was only joking - my banana stopped working for a while so I had to come off-line (there's a joke there somewhere isn't there...sorry ladies it was unintentional )
Now then Summer you forgot to mention your use for a banana - ask that bro of yours if he's got any from a male point-of-view!
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annemari
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Banana Skin is good for polishing up the leaves on a Rubber Plant.
They are also good whole,but too ripe too eat,or just the skins,for putting in the greenhouse,it helps to ripen the green/late tomatoes.
Third suggestion:-Too rude to mention.!!
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cupcake
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Very serious reply...which I know you expect from me anyway...
Chop up the skins and place them around the base of roses, dig them into the ground a bit...the roses love the potassium and grow like billy-o.
Cuppy's helpful hint no.1
There may be more to follow....IF you're lucky....
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Peregrine
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Excellent tip.....
Shove one in ones OH gob to stop him whinging!!!!!!!
perry!!!
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Peregrine
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Excellent tip....
Put one on floor OH slips on it....gives him something to whinge about!!!!
perry!!
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Peregrine
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Excellent tip....
Put bananas in ears....can't hear OH whingeing!!!
perry!!!
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nannyconnie
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Perry you surprise me ,I thought you were a really nice person.What has O H done to you today?
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Peregrine
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Whinged!!!
perry
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Peregrine
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Sorry Girls, just need to type it out of my system, before I go pop!!
perry
PS... just ignore me
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Barney
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Don't you mean bananas Perry!
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Peregrine
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LOL
I'm already bananas Barney
perry
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chattycathy
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Great tips girls! Especialy yours perry! Let me see now...how many nannas is that I need?
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What does'nt kill us makes us stronger....
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Chickadee
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You are a banana Perry!
You could, if you were totally bonkers, dress your baby up in one: 
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HeadGirl
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Loc: Maidstone, Kent, England
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OMG! I have tears rolling down my cheeks again reading this! (I read it first last night after I'd finished my exploding box, but was too tired and laughing hysterically, to type a reply!)
Foxie, I just love your idea. Do you think Tesco would approve of it? I'm sure it would make a great daytime TV gameshow!!!! Perhaps you could pitch it to Channel 4?!!!
And as for you, Perry, that's two Tena Ladies I've had to use in the last 8 hours!!!!!
What a wacky lot we are!!!!
Hands up who remembers the Banana Splits?
"One banana, two banana, three banana, four ......"
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Peregrine
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I'm a tad bit calmer now Heady
What a fab outfit Val....gotta get one
My hands are up, I remember the Banana bunch Heady...don't remember all of the words, but the programme was brill, I used to watch it on a Saturday morning.
I'm good on tips on how to inflict pain on OH Cathy LOL
perry
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Lorca
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OMG haven't thought about banana bunch for years. Now cant get that song out of my head. They used to drive around in funny little cars didnt they!!
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gigi
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Loc: North East
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two uses
serious, the skin is good for cracked heels apparently
fun, my friend swallowed one whole at an Ann Summers party, sooooo impressive.
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Chickadee
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Gigi - even the thought leaves me speechless...which is presumably how your friend was!
One way of keeping OH undercontrol I guess - wotchit or...!!!
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gigi
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I guess some women have skills the rest of us can only......be amazed by ?
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