Jane2008
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THE VIRTUAL TALENT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!:D 
Tell us what act you've chosen to do and why you've chosen to do it. Hopefully it will be something that you can do in real life. Here goes..........
I'm going to do a 'Stars in their Eyes' version of 'Those Were The Days' by Mary Hopkins or Hopelessly Devoted to You by Olivia Newton John.
I have chose these songs because I am a soprano, and these songs are easy for me to sing! And I like to think I would look the part with the right wig on!!!  
So what are you going to do....belly dancing...juggling...plays the violin...?????
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PatsyW
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I will put on a line dancing display 
I have chosen this because I can line dance now (have been going for over 6 months and can finally do a couple from start to finish!!!) and because I can't sing (though I do it anyway!) and would clear the room, lol
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PatsyW
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Good one spendlove - I can do Hilda Ogden singing "The hills are alive with the sound of music. ..."
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Ashbee
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Well, I'd like to do an impersonation of Joyce Grenfell doing one of her famous monalogues - mainly because my husband says he thinks of her when I get on my high horse about something... Now, don't do that Johnny...
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Fuschia
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This is a hard one for me Jane. I could have played the violin if I hadn't sold it to buy a pair of new shoes when I was at school. I figured it wasn't 'cool' to play the violin and of course don't need to give a reason why I wanted new shoes. Singing - I'd hate to subject you all. I would have been able to play the piano if I'd stuck with that but hated to practice. Dancing - I love to dance but don't think you'd like to watch. I think I'll have to get back to you on this!
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Jane2008
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Come on Marg...everybody can do something!!
Imagine it is a compulsory fund raising event and you HAVE to do something!!
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Fuschia
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Ok Jane if I MUST. I'll can be the backup singer in a band. You know - the one that does the 'ooooooo' and shakes her hips. Or if that's not enough I will join up with a blonde volounteer and mime and dance 'Dancing Queen'. I would look fab in that costume.
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xxxSummerxxx
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Goodness never in a million years LOL
Can i be the presenter??i think i could be good at that :-)
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issi
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I can do an impression of Mrs Overall serving "two soups"!
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cupcake
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I could only ever be in a virtual talentless competition.
I have no discernable talents AT ALL. Truly.
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Jane2008
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Marg, Dancing Queen by Abba is one of my favourites!! We can do that one together if you like!!!
Summer, looks like you just got yourself a job! You can always change you mind again if you want to. Everybody has a hidden talent somewhere!!
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Fuschia
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It's a deal Jane. I've always wanted to do that.
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PatsyW
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Cupcake I'm sure you have a talent, and we'll get you to do a display at CG
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cupcake
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I can do an impression of Mrs Overall serving "two soups"!
Oh I can do Mrs Overall as well Issi! OH says I 'do' her every time I get off the sofa in the evening!!!
I'm not talentless after all...
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issi
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We could serve two soups from either side of the stage, what talent, what pezzazz!
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Jane2008
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Two Mrs Overalls!! That's even better!!!
I think I might have to wear a pantie liner for that one, cos there's a good chance I'll pee myself!!!
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Peregrine
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mjm can do Wendolin .... however you spell it....off Wallace and Gromit. She is the lady who owns the wool shop
perry
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xxxSummerxxx
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Jane,i think presenting/hosting is my Hidden talent!!!
WEll i hope so LOL
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mjm
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Jane I can do a brill impression of Gwendoline form Wallace and Gromit when I have got my glasses on, Ask Perry, she will tell you!!
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ButterflyBlue
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I could be one of the Roly Polys
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So far so good,so far so good (Magnificent Seven)
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Jewels
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I could do a Joan Rivers type stand-up chat about such things as swingers and nudists.
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Jane2008
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mjm, okay I've got you down for Gwendoline.
Sounds like I might need a Tena Lady for that one!!
What's Perry's party piece by the way? 
Summer, I'm sure you'll do a grand job! 
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Sunbeam
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I'm off up into the loft in a minute, I know I've got some old nets up there somewhere, I'll throw together a Tu Tu and yes wait for it I'd like to do the Dying Swan, Da, dada da dada dada dada da da da da da da..........
unlike you've ever seen it performed before......
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mjm
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She hasnt got one Jane, but if she sings and dances she can clear a room in 20 seconds!!
Hold on to your drinks an all!!, she doesnt have any coordination after half a glass of low alcohol wine!!
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Jane2008
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Butterfly, Great! I'll put you down as a Roly Poly as they're hilarious!
Jewels, I hope you're not a prude, as to do Joan Rivers properly, you've got to be really disgustingly vulgar and tell dirty jokes!! I hope you're okay with that!
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Jewels
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Are you taking the mickey Jane2008?? Me a prude?? Give me a couple of glasses and I can be as crude and vulgar as you want me to be......acting of course !!!!!
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nannyconnie
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Can I be the judge of all this and sit next to Simon,we'll sort you all out.
(This is because I dont have a Talent either)
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gigi
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Play Baker Sreet (Gerry Rafferty) on my saxaphone, wearing my best high heels and pencil skirt.
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xxxSummerxxx
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GiGi,I love that song,i remember driving down Baker st while my Brother played it on the Tape.
Got it in my head now :-)
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Duffy
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I could do a good hippo doing a "ploe" dance??....or maybe stick with playing the keyboard...Xx
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Duffy
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