Jewels
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Reged: 23/01/2008
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I could do a Joan Rivers type stand-up chat about such things as swingers and nudists. 
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Jane2008
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Reged: 08/01/2008
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mjm, okay I've got you down for Gwendoline.
Sounds like I might need a Tena Lady for that one!! 
What's Perry's party piece by the way? 
Summer, I'm sure you'll do a grand job! 
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Sunbeam
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Reged: 09/05/2008
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I'm off up into the loft in a minute, I know I've got some old nets up there somewhere, I'll throw together a Tu Tu and yes wait for it I'd like to do the Dying Swan, Da, dada da dada dada dada da da da da da da..........
unlike you've ever seen it performed before......
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mjm
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Reged: 25/01/2008
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She hasnt got one Jane, but if she sings and dances she can clear a room in 20 seconds!!
Hold on to your drinks an all!!, she doesnt have any coordination after half a glass of low alcohol wine!!
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Jane2008
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Butterfly, Great! I'll put you down as a Roly Poly as they're hilarious!
Jewels, I hope you're not a prude, as to do Joan Rivers properly, you've got to be really disgustingly vulgar and tell dirty jokes!! I hope you're okay with that!
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Jewels
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Are you taking the mickey Jane2008?? Me a prude?? Give me a couple of glasses and I can be as crude and vulgar as you want me to be......acting of course !!!!!
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nannyconnie
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Reged: 05/03/2008
Posts: 438
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Can I be the judge of all this and sit next to Simon,we'll sort you all out.
(This is because I dont have a Talent either)
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gigi
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Reged: 12/04/2008
Posts: 1848
Loc: North East
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Play Baker Sreet (Gerry Rafferty) on my saxaphone, wearing my best high heels and pencil skirt.
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xxxSummerxxx
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Reged: 29/03/2008
Posts: 4375
Loc: Essex
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GiGi,I love that song,i remember driving down Baker st while my Brother played it on the Tape.
Got it in my head now :-)
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Duffy
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Reged: 14/02/2008
Posts: 1300
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I could do a good hippo doing a "ploe" dance??....or maybe stick with playing the keyboard...Xx
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Duffy
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..Gigi..love Baker Street...one of my old time favs..x
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gigi
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Reged: 12/04/2008
Posts: 1848
Loc: North East
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My performance will be faultless, have no worries Duffy you will still love the tune.
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PLASMO
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Reged: 13/03/2008
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Jane,
I cant sing for toffee apples, dancing is okay, but nothing special, but I am quite good at juggling. I was given some leather ones that were supposed to help you relax, and calming, and I got quite good at juggling with three balls. Plasmo x
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Jane2008
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Jewels, of course I'm joking! You're no prude!! You'll make a great Joan Collins! You've got to tell us a dirty joke though!
Nannieconnie's now judging with Simon... Gigi's going to do Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street(love it)...and Duffy's ploe" dancing....and NOW Plasmo is going to some juggling for us!!
Shame we got no MALE TALENT in the show though! LOL
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gigi
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Reged: 12/04/2008
Posts: 1848
Loc: North East
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He could play with me,
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HeadGirl
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Reged: 11/01/2008
Posts: 1867
Loc: Maidstone, Kent, England
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I could do a rendition of "I'm just a girl who can't say no!" I played the part of Ado Annie Carnes in Oklahoma when I was at school. Everyone said how great I was and that it was probably type casting!!!!! 
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Chickadee
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Reged: 28/03/2008
Posts: 3322
Loc: South Wales
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As you've got a Wendolen, Jane, could I be Grommit? I feel I have the theatrical talent to tackle this most demanding of roles....
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