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PatsyW
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Ladies in a Sauna
      #143506 - 04/07/2008 14:09

3 women, two younger and one older, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One of the younger women pressed her forearm and th beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly “That was my pager” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm”.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she’d finished her call she explained ”That was my mobile, I have a microchip in my hand”.

The older woman felt very low tech! Not to be outdone she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom, She returned with a piece of loo roll hanging from her rear end.

The other ladies raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said ”Well would you look at that….. I’m getting a fax!”




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spendlove
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Re: Ladies in a Sauna [Re: PatsyW]
      #143512 - 04/07/2008 14:19

ha ha ha ha patsy.. I have heard that one before but it's still funny, at first I thought you were telling a true life story but you never know maybe one day.........xx

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issi
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Re: Ladies in a Sauna [Re: spendlove]
      #143575 - 04/07/2008 15:44

That's hilarious!

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Jud
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Re: Ladies in a Sauna [Re: PatsyW]
      #143578 - 04/07/2008 15:50

Good one PatsyW have a great weekend.
Jud

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mjm
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Re: Ladies in a Sauna [Re: Jud]
      #143613 - 04/07/2008 16:30

I like it Patsy, very funny.

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