Smurfy
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Reged: 10/01/2008
Posts: 305
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Two women on a night out take the short cut home through the cemetery. Both have to stop for a wee. One wipes herself with her knickers, the other uses a nearby wreath. Next day their husbands are talking. One says, "I'm not letting my wife out again. She came home with no knickers on!". "That's nothing", says the other. "Mine came home with a card between her bottom (I'm being polite here ladies...feel free to substitute as appropriate!!) cheeks saying 'we will never forget you' from all the lads at the fire station!!!!!' 
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Sallykins
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Reged: 10/04/2007
Posts: 1940
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LOL,LOL,LOL Smurfy ....Welcome back!!!!
So glad to see you posting again...hope the new job is still going well...
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Sally x x
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Smurfy
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Reged: 10/01/2008
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New job is still going great, Sally. I'm really, really happy there and so much more relaxed than I used to be. Who would have thought that the shock of redundancy actually turned out to be a blessing in disguise xxx
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Sallykins
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I'm really pleased for you.....you know what they say about silver linings....anyway you deserve it, you sound really happy!!! long may it continue...
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Sally x x
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BettyRubble
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Reged: 06/02/2008
Posts: 324
Loc: South west France
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Welcome back Smurfy - it's so good to hear from you again, I thought you'd gone forever, and I really missed your funnies.
Having said that there are a few that follow in your footsteps so it hasn't been all doom and gloom!!
Happy Sunny Friday !!
Betty
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PatsyW
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Reged: 28/12/2007
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Good one Smurfy 
Glad the job's going well. I've been made redundant a few times (well 6 times to be honest (I have woorked a long time!!!)  ) and it always turns out to be a good thing.
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AngB
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Reged: 17/01/2008
Posts: 917
Loc: South Wales
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This is what was missing, funnies from Smurfy. Glad to hear that a redundancy has had a happy ending.
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To a kitten a mew is as good as a roar!
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issi
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Reged: 30/09/2007
Posts: 2733
Loc: Surrey
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Good one Smurfy!
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