| Lillie |
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| 01/01/2009 20:30 |
Flatulence !
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Erm does anyone else suffer from this lol ?
I know me and my OH do but what causes it ?! lol.
All answers gratefully received !
| Snowy1066 |
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| 01/01/2009 22:07 |
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Lillie its a good job MT has gone to bed or she would be posting on here like a shot!LOL
I have never had flatulence in my life.........
Why has my nose just hit the screen???
Try having a glass of water before you eat, rather than drinking it during the meal, I've heard that helps. Or try those Actimels they are meant to balance your gut. Or maybe you are just eating too much roughage!
| lizalou |
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| 01/01/2009 22:21 |
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Quick, while OH isnt looking!
He needs to avoid too much wheat especially white bread eg baguettes, and also pasta. Much better with wholemeal bread and pasta. Better still with rice or potatoes instead.
| Mayday |
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| 01/01/2009 23:30 |
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All the usual suspects are also very 'good' for you!!!
sprouts/leeks/onions/tomatoes(Especially good for men/prostrate probs). So difficult to avoid.
We eat all wholemeal bread and pasta but I can't say we never suffer the problem!!
As all animals seem to have the same unsociable behaviour!!! maybe we have to learn to live with it??
Is the answer a face mask?? LOL
| MangeTout |
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| 02/01/2009 07:59 |
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You have only two options, Lily.
Option 1.
Option 2.
http://media.photobucket.com/video/lighting%20farts/danielleroselli/b261e7dd.flv
| Splash123 |
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| 02/01/2009 08:06 |
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I knew Mangey Ballerina would love this!!!
Keep away from me all you windy people.... i can honestly say i eat very healthily but almost never suffer!! its the no nicks i put it down too what say you MT!?
IM a lady see.....!
| pinkannie |
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| 02/01/2009 08:11 |
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You lot give me weak bladder problems with laughing, let alone f**rting!!!
| MangeTout |
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| 02/01/2009 08:11 |
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Snort!
| Splash123 |
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| 02/01/2009 08:16 |
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I just knew this thread would become sooooo vulgar once Mangey got her nails into it!!
How is your problem this morning Lillie ....just showing some concern...is it a good day or a windy one ?? do tell!!!!!!!
| pinkannie |
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| 02/01/2009 08:18 |
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Well, if its a windy day, Ill be putting the washing out to dry....
| Lillie |
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| 02/01/2009 08:46 |
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Morning Peeps
Oh I have been having a good laugh reading all these comments lol.
Well so far so good No wind !!!!
| Chatelaine |
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| 02/01/2009 09:30 |
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I wouldn't worry too much about it. Depends on what you eat too.....
It does become a problem though when the previously vertically positioned curtains in your neighbours' houses take on a horizontal position, and change colour.... as well as when your neighbours need ear plugs to lead a normal life.....
Beyond that I would not worry too much. Even we ladies do "IT"! LOL!!
| gigi |
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| 02/01/2009 09:36 |
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You lot are beyond redemption, and I love you for it, so happy to see the new year has brought no changes to the humour on here xxxxxxxxxxx G
| Splash123 |
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| 02/01/2009 09:47 |
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Yeh... we all do it but some more than others!! I do not suffer but i have not had a OH yet who does not let rip!!! and i have had three of those.... and those were just the ones I married!!!... so the voice of experience speaking here!!!
Have a happy wind free day ladies!
xx
| Snowy1066 |
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| 02/01/2009 10:55 |
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Why am I not surprised that this thread is still going?
And I see Mangetout has found it!
Good to hear you are flatulence free this morning Lillie, however, the day is young.
| redpoppy |
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| 02/01/2009 13:28 |
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Option 2- my ex did that to entertain me just after we'd met, but no lightning, he just blew the match out. That's why he's an ex- not entertaining enough!
| Chelsea |
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| 02/01/2009 18:49 |
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Redpoppy that made me chuckle!
| Carnation |
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| 02/01/2009 18:51 |
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Lillie, if you are doing SW BEWARE with the increased fibre you will parp for europe....eeeeek
| wispa |
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| 02/01/2009 19:52 |
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There is only one foolproof answer.
Open a bottle of nice wine. Pour into crystal glasses, and enjoy every sip.
Put the empty bottle in the recycling bin, and use the cork to......
..wispa
| Thimble |
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| 02/01/2009 20:16 |
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I am afraid since being diagnosed with diverticulitis the "Wind" problem has become very very embarassing! When I cough or sneeze I just don't know what to do first.............get a hanky out, find the nearest loo for a wee or apologise like a lady "oops pardon me". Sometimes I just blow my nose and pretent it was someone else on way to loo!!!!!! My son howls with laughter when I get a cough....hacking one end and popping noises the other end................he finds it very hilarious. Can't say I do. Alright indoors but in company............very red cheeks.
| issi |
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| 02/01/2009 23:49 |
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Erm. I have read a very good "bowel" book which says that although it is embarrassing flatulence at least shows that there is movement which always a good thing in the digestive tract. I can recommend a visit to a health food shop and try some of their remedies. Prebio 7 is excellent and is recommended to be taken if you have had a course of antibiotics. Take a whole course (read the instructions) and you will be amazed by the difference. There are cheaper capsules on the market but I have read that quality is all important because thousands of the live bits in them do not survive the stomach and therefore you need to have millions. Sorry about the product placement but I have found this item to be really good.