Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

I would like a sprite said the first little piggy

I would like a coke said the second little piggy

I want lots and lots of beer said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought and the waiter took their order for dinner.

I want a nice big steak said the first little piggy

I would like the salad plate said the second little piggy

I want beer lots and lots of beer said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked the piggies if they would like dessert.

I want a banana split said the first little piggy

I want a cheesecake said the second little piggy

I want beer, lots and lots of beer said the third little piggy.

Pardon me for asking said the waiter to the third little piggy, but why have you only ordered beer all evening?

You're gonna LOVE ME for this

The third piggy says -

Well somebody has to go Wee, wee, wee all the way home!