| HeadGirl |
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| 05/07/2008 12:50 |
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Any ideas girls?
I know that Gem has fixed her laptop with one, so just wondered what other miracles they can perform!!!
| Gemini |
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| 05/07/2008 12:56 |
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SNAP Heady I just did the same post so I've deleted mine...yes now I don't need to sit on my knees whilst typing with one hand whilst holding the lead high with the other....funny I was beginning to kinda like it in a funny sorta way
| HeadGirl |
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| 05/07/2008 12:58 |
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Thank goodness you told me that Gem - I thought I was seeing things!!!!!
| Loo |
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| 05/07/2008 13:00 |
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They can cause a slip-up
| Gemini |
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| 05/07/2008 13:01 |
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...no double vision from last night still maybe? Lovely to see you on the forum Heady - you have been quiet of late and EVERYBODY has been missing you - I haven't of course
| HeadGirl |
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| 05/07/2008 13:18 |
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You know you love me really, Gem!
Only 2.5 weeks to go and I'll be on here all day everyday!!!!
Going back to bananas, my OH has just eaten one, so I guess that one of the uses!!!
| Foxie |
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| 05/07/2008 14:17 |
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Why not buy a plastic banana keeper from Lakeland and take it to the supermarket. Have fun trying to find a banana which fits it!
Take a couple of young children with you to spread the fun and enjoyment.
Hey, why not buy a lot of keepers and have your children's birthday party at the supermarket. Introduce them all to the 'banana game' and enjoy the fun.
| Venitia |
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| 05/07/2008 15:56 |
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I was once invited to feel this (a banana) by my tarzan-gram at my 40th.I placed my hand around it, got the shock of my life and sent it flying through the air which someone caught on camera. Needless to say my heart was pounding.
| xxxSummerxxx |
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| 05/07/2008 16:12 |
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Heady,
When's the next Bluewater meet?Id love to join you all :-)
Im sure there are some Essex Ladies that will go to .
If im working i will try and get the day off.
| Gemini |
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| 05/07/2008 16:27 |
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Heady yes I was only joking
- my banana stopped working for a while so I had to come off-line (there's a joke there somewhere isn't there...sorry ladies it was unintentional )Now then Summer you forgot to mention your use for a banana - ask that bro of yours if he's got any from a male point-of-view!
| annemari |
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| 05/07/2008 17:13 |
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Banana Skin is good for polishing up the leaves on a Rubber Plant.
They are also good whole,but too ripe too eat,or just the skins,for putting in the greenhouse,it helps to ripen the green/late tomatoes.
Third suggestion:-Too rude to mention.!!
| cupcake |
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| 05/07/2008 17:14 |
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Very serious reply...which I know you expect from me anyway...
Chop up the skins and place them around the base of roses, dig them into the ground a bit...the roses love the potassium and grow like billy-o.
Cuppy's helpful hint no.1
There may be more to follow....IF you're lucky....
| Peregrine |
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| 05/07/2008 17:18 |
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Excellent tip.....
Shove one in ones OH gob to stop him whinging!!!!!!!
perry!!!
| Peregrine |
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| 05/07/2008 17:20 |
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Excellent tip....
Put one on floor OH slips on it....gives him something to whinge about!!!!
perry!!
| Peregrine |
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| 05/07/2008 17:25 |
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Excellent tip....
Put bananas in ears....can't hear OH whingeing!!!
perry!!!
| nannyconnie |
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| 05/07/2008 17:27 |
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Perry you surprise me ,I thought you were a really nice person.What has O H done to you today?
| Peregrine |
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| 05/07/2008 17:28 |
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Whinged!!!
perry
| Peregrine |
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| 05/07/2008 17:33 |
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Sorry Girls, just need to type it out of my system, before I go pop!!
perry
PS... just ignore me
| Barney |
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| 05/07/2008 18:04 |
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Don't you mean bananas Perry!
| Peregrine |
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| 05/07/2008 18:07 |
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LOL
I'm already bananas Barney
perry
| chattycathy |
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| 05/07/2008 19:13 |
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Great tips girls! Especialy yours perry! Let me see now...how many nannas is that I need?
| Chickadee |
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| 05/07/2008 21:48 |
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You are a banana Perry!
You could, if you were totally bonkers, dress your baby up in one:
| HeadGirl |
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| 06/07/2008 07:25 |
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OMG! I have tears rolling down my cheeks again reading this! (I read it first last night after I'd finished my exploding box, but was too tired and laughing hysterically, to type a reply!)
Foxie, I just love your idea. Do you think Tesco would approve of it? I'm sure it would make a great daytime TV gameshow!!!! Perhaps you could pitch it to Channel 4?!!!
And as for you, Perry, that's two Tena Ladies I've had to use in the last 8 hours!!!!!
What a wacky lot we are!!!!
Hands up who remembers the Banana Splits?
"One banana, two banana, three banana, four ......"
| Peregrine |
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| 06/07/2008 08:36 |
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I'm a tad bit calmer now Heady
What a fab outfit Val....gotta get one
My hands are up, I remember the Banana bunch Heady...don't remember all of the words, but the programme was brill, I used to watch it on a Saturday morning.
I'm good on tips on how to inflict pain on OH Cathy LOL
perry
| Lorca |
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| 06/07/2008 09:23 |
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OMG haven't thought about banana bunch for years. Now cant get that song out of my head. They used to drive around in funny little cars didnt they!!
| gigi |
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| 06/07/2008 09:32 |
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two uses
serious, the skin is good for cracked heels apparently
fun, my friend swallowed one whole at an Ann Summers party, sooooo impressive.
| Chickadee |
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| 06/07/2008 09:37 |
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Gigi - even the thought leaves me speechless...which is presumably how your friend was!
One way of keeping OH undercontrol I guess - wotchit or...!!!
| gigi |
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| 06/07/2008 09:42 |
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I guess some women have skills the rest of us can only......be amazed by ?