| miclor |
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| 16/05/2008 17:38 |
Knock Knock
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Right, you lot have had it easy for far too long...I am opening the miclor book of pathetic knock-knock jokes...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you can yodel!!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Maybe it's a big horse.
Maybe it's a big horse who?
Maybe it's a big horse I'm a Londoner that I love London so...
| Peregrine |
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| 16/05/2008 17:57 |
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Groan, groan, groan....
Lol
perry
| Gemini |
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| 16/05/2008 19:04 |
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OK Miclor....
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor who's surely round at Headgirl's perty
| HeadGirl |
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| 16/05/2008 19:16 |
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Yes he is. But it's only a party for two!!!!
This is my OH's favourite - The Irish Knock, Knock Joke ...
You start!
(Apologies to our Irish girls - no offence!)
| Duffy |
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| 16/05/2008 19:44 |
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Knock knock??
Whose there??
Dunup??
.....ok...so rather juvenile ....but then I am??...x
| Peregrine |
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| 16/05/2008 19:57 |
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Duffy, I've read it and I've read it but.....eh?
| honeybunny |
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| 16/05/2008 19:58 |
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Call me thick if you like but I dont quite get this one !!!!!!!!!!!
| Chickadee |
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| 16/05/2008 20:14 |
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Me neither...
| lizalou |
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| 16/05/2008 20:22 |
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Poooooooo!!
You lot didnt watch "child of our times " the other night.
| Peregrine |
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| 16/05/2008 20:29 |
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Enlighten us please lizalou
perry
| Foxie |
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| 16/05/2008 20:47 |
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Isa
Isa who?
Is a bell on my bicycle!
| Chickadee |
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| 16/05/2008 20:50 |
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Knock knock
who's there
Dewey
Dewey who
Dewey have to listen to all these knock knock jokes!
Only kidding - keep'em coming!
| Gemini |
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| 16/05/2008 20:51 |
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Is it knocked up - done up????
| Elsie |
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| 16/05/2008 20:56 |
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together!
Oops, no knock, knock...sorry!
| Foxie |
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| 16/05/2008 21:18 |
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge
What's come over you?
Two cars and a small van!
| miclor |
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| 16/05/2008 22:04 |
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon
Well sit over there and don't stir
| Gemini |
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| 16/05/2008 22:06 |
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Does Heady know that he's escaped????
| miclor |
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| 16/05/2008 22:12 |
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Sorry Gemini does Heady know who's escaped?
| elann |
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| 16/05/2008 22:14 |
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees.
I'll get me coat...
| Peregrine |
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| 16/05/2008 22:16 |
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I'll help you put it on elann
perry
| miclor |
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| 16/05/2008 22:20 |
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Knock knock
Who's there
Hans
Hans who?
Hans, knees and boompsadaisy
| elann |
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| 16/05/2008 22:30 |
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Mean, mean, Perry - I've only just recovered from rubbing ointment into that dratted dog's ears remember!
Am off now in a huff to read my favourite book - ' bubbles in the bath' by Ivor Windybottom
ok ok I know where the door is...
| Chickadee |
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| 16/05/2008 22:30 |
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Doctor doctor I swallowed a bone
Oh - are you choking?
No I really did...
| miclor |
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| 16/05/2008 22:34 |
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Really elann!!!
I'm off to read "bareback riding" by Major Bumsore
| elann |
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| 16/05/2008 23:03 |
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Miclor, that sounds thrilling and clearly our tastes are similar :the next books on my list are 'Fallen lingerie' by Lucy Lastic and 'How to look younger' by Faye Slift.
Maybe we can start a book club?
| Mayday |
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| 16/05/2008 23:09 |
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That's the point Miclor. Heady keeps Who (Doctor) in her loft! You must know that!
| Mayday |
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| 16/05/2008 23:11 |
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Sorry....right out of Sync here !
| Duffy |
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| 17/05/2008 06:50 |
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Thankyou Lizalou....Dunup who??....."done a pooooooo????"
You see told you It was juvenile...obviously you lot are far too intelligent....
So what do you think of the war in Chechnya?
| Peregrine |
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| 17/05/2008 09:38 |
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ohhhhhh
I get it now Duffy...Lol
perry
| pinkannie |
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| 17/05/2008 09:43 |
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Thanks for explaining Duffy.....its the advancing years....
What do cows eat for breakfast?
Mooooosli......
| Peregrine |
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| 17/05/2008 09:53 |
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I Luv Ya really elann....I'm sucking up now ha ha
perry