On offer to model clothes for W & H:

One well-preserved woman of a certain age.
No wrinkles (with liberal application of soft-focus).
Has own boobs and bum in plentiful supply.
Will wear almost anything - but no turtle-necks as they're not good for ample bosoms (see above).
Average feet - no freaky toes that make you go 'urgh', then quickly look at your own in a panic.
Auburn hair, green eyes, freckles (so no yellow or orange, but red is do-able).

Fee: cups of tea and cream cakes go down rather well.

Applications to the usual address ...

Well, a girl can dream, can't she??!!