I dont have much luck with fake tans either, my face is ok but the reat of me just looks patchy and streaky, I do the exfoliator bit too, but I have tried loads of them and they all do the same.

I bought L oreals Sublime one from Tesco the other day and guess what, yes, blotchy, streaky and I am not impressed.

I think that see the colour ones that wash off are probably best for me.