Bloss, since you asked, here with the first set of instructions for you and Mr Bloss.

Stand feet slightly apart, bend to a 90 degree angle forward and put your left hand in front of your right foot. no w put you right hand behind your right foot and stretch your left foot about 6 inches to the left..... hang on..... sorry, instructions for Twister, I'll come back when I've got the real thing.

Admit, it, you had called Mr bloss over to read the instructions as you attempted the contortion....

PS Bloss, the video, it wasn't filmed in 78 was it? Times were very difficult then and I needed the money, OK.