LOL, you're all just showing off

I was away the day they dished out boobs. All my sand is very firmly in the bottom.

Actually, that's another positive!! I may be a larger than average juicy pear (thanks Gok!) but it's not wobbly

As I'd struggled to find anything positive to say about me, I text OH to ask what he thought I should say - he mentioned my smile (knew he would) and then said... well let's just say it made me smile and I am so glad Linby raised this post