Hope he can't read as quick Annemarie !!!
This has to be read, laughed at and passed on, there is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for a smear with the doctor later that week.Early one morning, I recieved a call from the doctors office to sat that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9.30am,.. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school,and it was already 8.45am..The trip to his office tookabout 35 mins, so I didn't have much time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra care over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.So I rushed upstairs, threw off my pjs, wet the face cloth that was at the side of the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presntable. I threw on some clothes hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only for a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.I was a little surprised when the doctor said"my we have made an extra effort this morning haven't we?
I didn't respond.
After the appointment I heaved a sigh of relief and went home . The rest of the day was normal ,cleaning shopping and cooking.
After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing she called out from the bathroom, "Mummy where's my face cloth?! I told her to get another one out of the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it"
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!!!!