Well in that case I will absolve you of all blame.

Sorry about the funeral, I hope it was not too traumatic for you.

As for the dentist, all I can say is, into every life a little rain must fall, but you seem to have had a bit of a deluge today!

My thoughts on small cars, ehmm, well you know what they say about size mattering, perhaps if you want to sample heavenly delights, you need to eat a bit of mjm,s foods and buy a bigger car!