Yes!....We are all slow learners!!! I have a friend who has a notice in her loo that says " Flush and Brush after use"! I think it is there for her two sons benefit!!!
I have another friend(strange lot my friends!!?) who has a notice over the bath saying "Please don't make your p**** hair public"!!!! Just to encourage her family to leave it as they find it!!!
Phew!!! Fortunately my latest mattress came with instructions not to turn over at all!!!!(It has a layer of memory foam on one side only) So please can I be excused that one?
All that dusting and paint washing will only get done if I never,ever go out to lunch with anyone!!Forummers included!!! Sorry.....my mum used to say.."It will still be here long after I am gone!" A bit morose but some truth in it 1944 manual or not!!!(I am sticking my tongue out....at the book not any of you of course!)

Hoping for a relaxing time over Christmas. Do we get time off Mrs Twiddle?

Mayday