Mrs Rifty,
would that be the apres ski fondue with or without the diarrhoea? Having been on the scales I can recommend the 'with'

Biker babe,
I think you are my alter ego not only are you clearly a whizzy and proficient skier but you are a biking chick.
I am a crap and feeble skier and used to have a bike but I spent more time lying under it on the road than I did on top of it whizzing a long. You will laugh out very loud now when i tell you it was a mobylette 50!