Shellseeker you are the most wonderful woman, how can you be so selfless? first and last cable cars OMG what about the ischaemic foot disease from those god awful boots? and sweating buckets as you struggle those bloody skis into the cable car and they fight back with a life of their own. not to mention the huge stress as the chair lift comes round and you think will I? won't I? what if I miss? and then the whole journey up is focused on controlling the rising panic attack caused by the pressure of having to jump off at the top without getting knocked out by the chair or causing them to stop the whole lift system to drag you off whilst everyone behind is tutting with irritation.
Of course there is the fire and the comfy squashy sofa in the evening with that cosy all in it togehter loving feeling to look forward to AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TRY TO USE ANY MUSCLES. No nights of unbridled passion when the pain of moving anything below the waist resembles childbirth - that spa sounds a much better idea and you shame me!