On the hospital courtesy bus today and overheard conversation

Chav A "I did it, boob job date set 15th Sept, just in time for christmas"

Chav B "Thats great how did you get them ( I am presuming NHS) to pay for it?)

Chav A "Well it took two years before the f***ing psychologist believed it was making me depressed, having flat t*ts"

Chav B "Ave ya told ya mum?"

Chav a "Yeah but all she could say was 'ave ya got rid of emmas nits yet?'
Then she said; Thats not my job, the whol f***ing school as em, she'll only get 'em again, you shouldn't 'ave to pay for the nit lotion!!!

I am just gald I wasnt a little old lady in pain waiting for a hip operation, or someone denied life saving drugs because of the cost.