Two women on a night out take the short cut home through the cemetery. Both have to stop for a wee. One wipes herself with her knickers, the other uses a nearby wreath. Next day their husbands are talking. One says, "I'm not letting my wife out again. She came home with no knickers on!". "That's nothing", says the other. "Mine came home with a card between her bottom (I'm being polite here ladies...feel free to substitute as appropriate!!) cheeks saying 'we will never forget you' from all the lads at the fire station!!!!!'