nowcemsi
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Reged: 24/06/2008
Posts: 273
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If I may, I am trying reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally hard to move on from an alientation within my family; 5 days outof the week it doesnt hurt but today I am so down
sorry
can someone post some jokes for me on this thread???????
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MrsDing
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Reged: 25/09/2007
Posts: 632
Loc: Gloucestershire
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Have a hug instead {{{{{}}}}}
Being the black sheep is hard sometimes isn't it?
Been there, done that, got the soft toy sitting on my office windowsill 
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nowcemsi
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Reged: 24/06/2008
Posts: 273
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I was the blacksheep., growing up but looking back I had tobe, blacksheep usually have staying power
ho hum
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feathers
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Reged: 20/05/2007
Posts: 514
Loc: Tyneside
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There's always a laugh on youtube:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-swkL0s7M
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N7IZmRnAo6s
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ChrisMck
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Reged: 16/05/2006
Posts: 349
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Hi Nowcemsi,
Have a hug from me too {{{{{}}}}}!
Try and remember your family are only there by accident of birth, your friends are there because they want to be.
Its their lost not yours.
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Chris
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issi
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Reged: 30/09/2007
Posts: 3277
Loc: Surrey
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Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the term 'centimetre' in it.
Pupil: "My grandma arrived at the station and I was 'sent to meet her'.
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An old lady went to confession at her local church. As she was deaf she was inclined to shout. The priest told her that because people could hear what she was saying maybe she could write her sins down next time.
On the next occasion she knelt down and handed a piece of paper through the grille. The priest looked at it and said "What is this? It looks like a list of groceries."
"Oh dear!" said the old lady "I must have left my sins in Tescos!"
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Elsie
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Reged: 05/01/2008
Posts: 2314
Loc: Scotland
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Bloke walks into a zoo to find only one dog there.
It was a Shitzu!
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Fuschia
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Reged: 02/02/2008
Posts: 1213
Loc: US
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Missing Husband
Rick was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused and curious, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
And brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new....BATHROOM SCALE.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.
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Jenniferpl
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Reged: 15/04/2008
Posts: 582
Loc: South East London
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Good one Marge!!!
Hope you are having a good day
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 Jennifer
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brandyqueen
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Reged: 01/04/2008
Posts: 1629
Loc: essex
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issi, Elsie and marg you have made me laugh. thankyou Brandyqueen xx
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