miclor
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Reged: 15/02/2008
Posts: 700
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Right, you lot have had it easy for far too long...I am opening the miclor book of pathetic knock-knock jokes...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you can yodel!!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Maybe it's a big horse.
Maybe it's a big horse who?
Maybe it's a big horse I'm a Londoner that I love London so...
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Peregrine
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Reged: 04/02/2008
Posts: 3572
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Groan, groan, groan....
Lol
perry
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Gemini
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Reged: 10/03/2008
Posts: 2435
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OK Miclor....
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor who's surely round at Headgirl's perty 
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HeadGirl
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Reged: 11/01/2008
Posts: 1867
Loc: Maidstone, Kent, England
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Yes he is. But it's only a party for two!!!! 
This is my OH's favourite - The Irish Knock, Knock Joke ...
You start!
(Apologies to our Irish girls - no offence!)
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Duffy
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Reged: 14/02/2008
Posts: 1300
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Knock knock??
Whose there??
Dunup??
.....ok...so rather juvenile ....but then I am??...x
Edited by Duffy (16/05/2008 19:45)
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Peregrine
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Posts: 3572
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Duffy, I've read it and I've read it but.....eh?
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honeybunny
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Reged: 11/03/2008
Posts: 212
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Call me thick if you like but I dont quite get this one !!!!!!!!!!!
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Chickadee
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Reged: 28/03/2008
Posts: 3285
Loc: South Wales
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Me neither... 
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lizalou
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Reged: 01/02/2008
Posts: 434
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Poooooooo!!
You lot didnt watch "child of our times " the other night.
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Peregrine
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Reged: 04/02/2008
Posts: 3572
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Enlighten us please lizalou
perry
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Foxie
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Reged: 09/08/2007
Posts: 3913
Loc: South London
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Isa
Isa who?
Is a bell on my bicycle!
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Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told "I'm with you kid. Let's go." Maya Angelou
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Chickadee
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Reged: 28/03/2008
Posts: 3285
Loc: South Wales
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Knock knock
who's there
Dewey
Dewey who
Dewey have to listen to all these knock knock jokes!
Only kidding - keep'em coming!
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Gemini
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Reged: 10/03/2008
Posts: 2435
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Is it knocked up - done up????
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Elsie
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Reged: 05/01/2008
Posts: 2025
Loc: Scotland
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together!
Oops, no knock, knock...sorry!
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Foxie
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Reged: 09/08/2007
Posts: 3913
Loc: South London
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge
What's come over you?
Two cars and a small van!
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Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told "I'm with you kid. Let's go." Maya Angelou
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miclor
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Reged: 15/02/2008
Posts: 700
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon
Well sit over there and don't stir
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Gemini
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Reged: 10/03/2008
Posts: 2435
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Does Heady know that he's escaped????
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miclor
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Reged: 15/02/2008
Posts: 700
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Sorry Gemini does Heady know who's escaped?
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elann
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Reged: 18/10/2007
Posts: 83
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees.
I'll get me coat...
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Peregrine
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Reged: 04/02/2008
Posts: 3572
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I'll help you put it on elann
perry
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